Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor
Complete
276,657 words in 35 chapters
Published 8 Jun 2006, last updated 26 Dec 2008
A special book helps Harry tap into the power the Dark Lord knows not. Of course it’s a book on sex magic and rituals… but Harry’s not complaining. Spurned on by the ghost of a pervert founder, Harry leads his friends in the hunt for Voldemort’s Horcruxes. EROTIC COMEDY! Loads of crude humor and sexual situations!
- 1 Harry gets a helping hand
- 2 Blackmail and Disgusting Visuals
- 3 Budding Skills
- 4 Screaming Blessings
- 5 Hermione’s Cup(s)
- 6 Remember These?
- 7 Brainy Birds are Naughty!
- 8 Harry goes on the ride of his life!
- 9 Meow!
- 10 House-Elf Spank Inferno
- 11 Shhh be Vewy Vewy Quiet
- 12 Typical First Date Jitters
- 13 Hooters Galore!
- 14 Places a bra... err... abroad
- 15 Happy B-Day to the Erection Killer!
- 16 “... on a very special episode of...”
- 17 It’s Not Easy Being Green
- 18 Pass the Salt and the Awkwardness, Please.
- 19 It’s So Very Hard Being Sorry.
- 20 Train Rides and Mad Monkeys
- 21 School work and oral exams
- 22 Pretzel Lovin'
- 23 What's a Tree?
- 24 Grime and Punishment
- 25 Dim-witted Theories and Troubles Abound
- 26 Did Someone Mention Plural?
- 27 2, 3, 4, give me more.
- 28 Christmas Shopping, Returns, and Other Headaches
- 29 Showtime at Hogwarts!
- 30 Threats, Boobies, and Fake Names
- 31 Tootsies and Booksies
- 32 Book Signings and Doe Signs
- 33 Spelunking in Dark, Dirty Places.
- 34 And the Walls Come Crumbling Down
- 35 Nineteen years Lat—err... I mean Fifteen...